Humpty Dumpty Fan Gifts

"You fell, … You cracked your skull, …. And yet you need a second opinion?"

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall...

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

The hummingbird's hum.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

Restaurant: To Fill A Mockingbird

Saving for Winter.

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

Horse Riding Trophy

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"Sandra please! Not when it's a gift horse dear."

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

'The day-old doughnuts may be a false economy.'

"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."

"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

Other lost Mockingbird 'Sequels'

"You're worried about the price of shoes!"

He came off as being friendly, in a wooden kind of way.

"And where have you been all night?! Your eyes are all glazed over."

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

Shadow monsters

"Oh come on! It's not the first time I've done that procedure!"

"We've done all we can. Call in the King's Men."