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"You fell, … You cracked your skull, …. And yet you need a second opinion?"

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall...

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

The hummingbird's hum.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

Saving for Winter.

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

Horse Riding Trophy

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

"Sandra please! Not when it's a gift horse dear."

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

'The day-old doughnuts may be a false economy.'

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."

Other lost Mockingbird 'Sequels'

"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."

"You're worried about the price of shoes!"

He came off as being friendly, in a wooden kind of way.

"And where have you been all night?! Your eyes are all glazed over."

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

"We've done all we can. Call in the King's Men."

Shadow monsters

"Oh come on! It's not the first time I've done that procedure!"

Bus for Dogs

"Been injured in an accident? Tripped or fell? You may be entitled to compensation."