Humpty Dumpty Devotees T-Shirts

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Bear at a vending machine

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Dog Bookends

'Your brains are scrambled.'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Secret Family Recipes

"Why have you come over here?"

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

Bunny Trick

'He was born to the sea.'

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

Harry Sotter

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

The holidays start earlier every year

What's on? A duckumentary.

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"