Humpty Dumpty Devotees Gifts

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Bear at a vending machine

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Your brains are scrambled.'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

Dog Bookends

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"Why have you come over here?"

Secret Family Recipes

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

'He was born to the sea.'

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

Bunny Trick

The holidays start earlier every year

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

What's on? A duckumentary.

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

Humpty Dumpty, at his peril, visits the great wall of china.