Doggy Devotees Gifts

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

'Sure, it's easy for you to plan for the long haul... with your nine lives!'

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

Playing Fetch.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Foster failure

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Dog Park

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Rare Books

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"A little help, please."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."