Space Hopper Fan Gifts

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Moon Lander

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Rocket Ark

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Astronaut Selfie.

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

Serious business

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

AstraZeneca

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Retro Kid.

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

Space Hopper Rodeo

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Space Train

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."