Outer Space Fan Gifts

'If they only knew! I'm a visitor from outer space and this is not a ski mask I'm wearing - it's my real face!'

Have You Claimed Your PPI?

Alien and hedgehog...

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Flying sauces.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Moon Lander

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Ukulelean abduction

Moon Cave

Astronaut Selfie.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

Serious business

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

Eye Opener

A woman with a green face mask sits next to an alien