Outer Space Fan Gifts

'If they only knew! I'm a visitor from outer space and this is not a ski mask I'm wearing - it's my real face!'

Have You Claimed Your PPI?

Alien and hedgehog...

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Flying sauces.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Moon Lander

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Ukulelean abduction

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

Moon Cave

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Astronaut Selfie.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Serious business

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."