Hopper Fan Prints

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The hummingbird's hum.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Retro Kid.

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Spring ballpark errors.

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"I don't need a bag. I have a trunk."

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

"I love your designer blinkers."

'Besides 'fifteen until one'... what are your deepest thoughts?'

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

Battle of the leaf-blowers.