Rhinoceros Fan Prints

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"I don't need a bag. I have a trunk."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Devi's brew?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Monster Self-Help

"We should start wearing masks."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

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"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Witches at a cauldron.

Death Beggar

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"