Rhinoceros Fan Gifts

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?

Zoo. Rhino. Why should the rhino be nearsighted? Think about it … With good vision, would they be likely to reproduce?

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"I don't need a bag. I have a trunk."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

That one has all the batteries!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Broomstick crash.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Devi's brew?"

"We should start wearing masks."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Classic Emojis for sale.

Monster Self-Help

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Death Beggar

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Witches at a cauldron.

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

mr godzilla you need anger management