Rhinoceros Admirer Gifts

Rhinoceros playing Bilboquet.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Overkill, dude."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

Hans Holbein

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"We've made a few changes."

"Spring Chicken"

Shakespeare

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'What?'

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.