Rhino Admirer Gifts

Tethered Rhino

Sale - you can charge it.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Works every time."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Overkill, dude."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"This is the best part of the movie."

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Chameleon and TV

Magicing the crowd away

The Rabbit Meeting.