Rhino Lover Gifts

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

"How did your nose job go?"

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cat box"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Swan Fairy Tales

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Billy. The Kid.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.