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Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

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"Next..."

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Admit it, we're lost."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Best before 65 million BC.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Jurassic Pork

Save the unicorn.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Roget's Pet

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'