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Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

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"Next..."

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Best before 65 million BC.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Save the unicorn.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Roget's Pet

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'