Rhino Fanatic Gifts

'The blasty libeccio fleyed the keitloa.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"That's mine!"

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

The Raven in Flight

Sober Tooth Tiger

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"It's fantastic, Professor, we've discovered a Thesarus!"

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Rhino Art

The Last Mosquito

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

Michelangelo

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Zoo dentist.

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?