Rhino Fanatic Pillows

'The blasty libeccio fleyed the keitloa.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"That's mine!"

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

The Raven in Flight

Sober Tooth Tiger

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

"It's fantastic, Professor, we've discovered a Thesarus!"

Rhino Art

The Last Mosquito

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

Michelangelo

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Zoo dentist.

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?