Rhino Fan Pillows

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

Rhino Art

"Nobody ever talks about how nobody ever talks about the Rhino in the room."

You can Charge It

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Head over Hooves

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Wolf Karaoke

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Next in Lion

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Rogue elephant

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."