Rhino Fan Gifts

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

Rhino Art

"Nobody ever talks about how nobody ever talks about the Rhino in the room."

You can Charge It

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

That one has all the batteries!

Head over Hooves

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Next in Lion

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Rogue elephant

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'