Rhino Enthusiast Gifts

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

"Trust me, she's had work done."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'I'm keeping my pecker up.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'He got game.'

'Wait 'til the last minute and jump to one side!'

Lady regarding man exiting 'Rhinoplasty' room: 'I don't know. I think the sign is abundantly clear.'

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

'Foreclosure? You should try having extinction hanging over your head!'

Rhino carrying his horn in a case.

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"Oh, my husband is physically very strong alright, but he's emotionally fragile: he falls apart if you hurt his feelings..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Early photobombing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Look! No hands!"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Best before 65 million BC.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Primitive magician

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"