Rhinoceros Aficionado Gifts

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

"Pick me!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Party Animals.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Dead Funny

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Literary Canines.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'They sure have small litters.'

Halloween Support Group

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

Punkins

'We'll take it!'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I think it's a subpoena!"

Know your dog - The brain.

Born of the Dead

The next damn Batman.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Pinata Zombies

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Have Horns Venn

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."