Rhinoceros Aficionado Pillows

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

"Pick me!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Party Animals.

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Literary Canines.

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'They sure have small litters.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'We'll take it!'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

The next damn Batman.

Know your dog - The brain.

Born of the Dead

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Have Horns Venn

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Carpe diem