Rhinoceros Lover Pillows

"You have a problem with vegans, Tex?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Trick or Tweet

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

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'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Punkins

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Zombie pet tricks.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Reindeer

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.