Rhinoceros Lover Pillows

"You have a problem with vegans, Tex?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Trick or Tweet

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Punkins

Zombie pet tricks.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Reindeer

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Fear of Flying Seminar

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'