Rhinestone Lover Pillows

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"What's a patent?"

Madonna of the Pukes.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Unicorn Working From Home

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

A rainbow umbrella

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'How's that, Umpire?'

How oysters get engaged.

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Black Crayon

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

The Queen

Francois Rabelais

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

"One medium rare and one with honey."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Pull my finger.

'You never smile at me like that!'