Rhinestone Lover Gifts

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"What's a patent?"

Madonna of the Pukes.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Unicorn Working From Home

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

A rainbow umbrella

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'How's that, Umpire?'

How oysters get engaged.

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Black Crayon

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

The Queen

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Francois Rabelais

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

'You never smile at me like that!'

Dig Site. Frank, I've found some new fossils! They were undercovered next to relics, which indicate there was a society of advanced dinosaurs! Cups and saucers were found with the tea-rex fossils. The rap-tor was next to oversized jewelry. And the bronzesaurus bones were found with a tanning bed! That's incredible, Ernie! Hah! April fools! I guess it's fitting that Ernie get to April Fools day a little ahead of everybody else!

"Your painted celing is ready, your holiness."

Pull my finger.

Well, where's the last place you had it?