Honey Lover Gifts

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

Bees to a honey pot

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

"It was a stroke of pure genius to put the bear in charge of quality control!"

Yeah, at our hive, we've installed smoke alarms: that way, we know straight away when the beekeeper is trying to steal our honey...

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Yes, we all love honey, but it's important you learn to distinguish between a honey-bee hive and a killer-bee hive..."

Honey On Tap.

All of a bee keeper's Christmas Tree ornaments are big round bees.

'Sorry I'm late - I found a fermented honey tree.'

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

'Anybody here need a honey bear'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'Queen Bee for Sale. Not Actual Size.'

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

Bees Disappearing.

'Bob, call you back. Something's come up.'

The Honeymoon Suite

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Today's special... donuts.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka