Honey Enthusiast Gifts

Is it sustainable?

You Are Here.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

Mother's Day at the Hive

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I've already tried plan bee."

Fake honey and the bees that make it

'... and a stinger for my friend.'

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

Delivery driver opens back of truck to find a bear eating his cargo of honey.

'An increase in honey prices isn't possible now, McWit, but because of your fine service to us, you may use my gym pass when I'm on vacation.'

'Thanks for the jar of honey, Mr. McWit. Unfortunately, we only accept cash.'

Under New Mismanagement

'This is what happens when the honey runs out.'

'I don't like the looks of this.'

'Wow. That was some circus ride.'

"I'm so sorry... once the virus spreads, you'll be transferred to hospice and restricted to a diet of water and honey." "Yum honey!"

Battery Bees

"No, I'm not rich per se: When I talk about "liquid gold", I mean honey..."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"It's a good deal: I protect the beehive from other bears and receive a quarter of the honey production as payment..."

"Yeah, the loss of bees is an environmental disaster, especially for those of us who love honey..."

"Not pollenaise again?"

"As Piglet said, Honey Sales are down. But sales of Empty Honey Jars That Hold Popped Balloons are way up."

A beekeeper with their bees

"Well yes, the beekeeper takes some of our honey, but he provides accommodation, so it's like us paying rent to a landlord really..."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Who ordered the fresh honey?"

"Think about the honey."

Honey Wallah

'... Ok, move your left antenna a little more... '