Artisanal Honey Admirer Gifts

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Lovely dovetail."

Honey Wallah

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Think about the honey."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Vacant possession.

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

Beekeeping 101

Mother's Day at the Hive

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"The secret life of beeswax" "Hi honey." "Sup honey?" "Hiya honeybunch!" "Honey?" "Hi hon!"

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'He's in witness protection.'