Honey Aficionado Gifts

Happy Bee

Bee keeper taking sick hive to vets.

"The day anaphylactic shock was discovered. And honey, too."

"My girlfriend has fifty thousand bees. I think she's a keeper."

You are here

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Honeycomb

"I have no idea what it is, stick your nose in and sniff around."

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

Here's the bum now, looks like he's been hitting the bees again.

'It looks like Barracuda Honey is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'OK, OK. I'll never buy honey dumped from China again!'

"My Honey-Do list only involves honey."

'Maybe you could combine my beekeeping operation's loan with Greece's.'

'I don't trust that guy.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Bubble gum leaves

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Chocolate Shop

Honey Wallah

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'