Honey Connoisseur Gifts

Beekeeping 101

"Nothing's more relaxing than sitting back and watching my bees do what comes naturally to them."

"If they knew what really went on in hives, they'd never eat honey again."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Worker & Retired Bees

'Because they don't know the words.'

'He's in witness protection.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Chocolate Shop

Honey Wallah

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Cake Friday!

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Baking

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"Regular service or affected?"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'