Rhinoceroses Gifts

"Trust me, she's had work done."

"I asked you to come alone."

Zoo. Rhino. Why should the rhino be nearsighted? Think about it … With good vision, would they be likely to reproduce?

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Save the unicorn.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

"Tales of the unicorns"

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Rhino Art

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

Rhinestone Accountant

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

The Mythical Unicorn.

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Why unicorns became extinct.

Tunicorn.

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Santa emergency stop.