Rhinos Gifts

'The blasty libeccio fleyed the keitloa.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rainbow Quartet

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Bibliomaniac

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Psyche Delia

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

At the end of the rainbow

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

Homing Beatnik

Rhino Art

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

"I asked you to come alone."