Rhino Rival Gifts

'I know it's politically incorrect, but God, I hated that rhino!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

Rhino Art

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

"Trust me, she's had work done."

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Rhino carrying his horn in a case.

Tethered Rhino

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"Nobody ever talks about how nobody ever talks about the Rhino in the room."

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."