Rhino Rescuer Gifts

"No, I'm not calling you a liar, I'm simply saying I don't remember ever agreeing to adopt a white rhino!"

"Foster failure"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Lifesaver!

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Car Rides - Cats

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Found her. Keeping her.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

Rhino Art

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

Skiing rescue dog.

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."