Rhino Rescuer Gifts

"No, I'm not calling you a liar, I'm simply saying I don't remember ever agreeing to adopt a white rhino!"

"Foster failure"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Lifesaver!

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Vigilante Dog

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Car Rides - Cats

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Boss

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Found her. Keeping her.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Rhino Art

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

Skiing rescue dog.

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."