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"Trust me, she's had work done."

"I asked you to come alone."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Save the unicorn.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Tales of the unicorns"

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Rhino Art

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

Rhinestone Accountant

The Mythical Unicorn.

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

Tunicorn.

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Why unicorns became extinct.

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Santa emergency stop.

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.