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'No, I haven't seen an orthodontist about it — I'm a rhinoceros, dummy!'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Save the unicorn.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Fairy Vet

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Innovate or die.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Geekasaurus.

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"We've made a few changes."