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'No, I haven't seen an orthodontist about it — I'm a rhinoceros, dummy!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Save the unicorn.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Unicorn Working From Home

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Fairy Vet

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Innovate or die.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"We've made a few changes."

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Geekasaurus.

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'