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"I asked you to come alone."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Souvenirs.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Airport Cheerleader

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

This is not a Deer.