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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

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'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Overkill, dude."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Works every time."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Chameleon and TV

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"This is the best part of the movie."