Hype Fan Gifts

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Bowled over again!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

Currently Boston

Beer Parasol.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

No, I don

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Jumping cheerleaders

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'How fast can you hype?'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Fish finder."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The bird feeder.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"