Hypnosis Fan Gifts

Your eyelids are growing heavy … heavy … when you awake you will have fewer teeth and fewer dollars … and you will feel refreshed … I don't know why, but that's why hypnotists always say. ?

Nap time!

'Look into my eyes...you will buy this fine hi fi!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Quiet Night

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Hypnotoon

"So, how's your other half?"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Your karma will catch up with you!

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

Your eyelids are growing heavy … No, wait … Better yet, your lips are growing heavy … !!!

Spaghetti Hypnotice

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

Surgery under hypnosis