Hypnosis Aficionado Gifts

Mussel Relaxant.

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Spaghetti Hypnotice

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Hypnotoon

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Hydroponic Gardening

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Quiet Night

The ghost's walk

Nap time!

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

"A mouse! A mouse!"