Hypnosis Devotee Gifts

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Hypnotoon

"She's late for her stress management course."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Post-psychoanalysis

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

The Colonel at home.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Two for Joy."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

Quiet Night

Nap time!

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"