Hypnosis Fans Gifts

Hypnotoon

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Telekinetics on strike...

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"So, how's your other half?"

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Houdini's Dog

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Nap time!

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Quiet Night

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

Hibernation Clock.

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."