Hypnosis Fans Pillows

Hypnotoon

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Telekinetics on strike...

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"So, how's your other half?"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Houdini's Dog

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Quiet Night

Nap time!

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

Hibernation Clock.

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."