Hypnosis Aficionado Pillows

Mussel Relaxant.

Spaghetti Hypnotice

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Hypnotoon

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Hydroponic Gardening

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Quiet Night

"A mouse! A mouse!"

"You are soon to encounter an odd flying object in the sky... or maybe a strong wind."

"Did we turn off the stove?"

This place makes me jumpy...

The ghost's walk