Hypnotism Enthusiast Pillows

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Trilby - 'Himmel! The roof of your mouth.'

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Hypnotoon

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Hydroponic Gardening

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

The Hypnotato,

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

Quiet Night

Nap time!

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

The Practical Magician

Snake Charmer

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'