Hypnotism Enthusiast Gifts

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Trilby - 'Himmel! The roof of your mouth.'

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Hypnotoon

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Hydroponic Gardening

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

The Hypnotato,

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

Quiet Night

Derren Brown

The Practical Magician

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

Nap time!

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'