Hypnosis Enthusiast Gifts

'When I clap my wings you will jump up and start acting like a hypnotist...'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Advert for a Hypnotism TV show.

"I couldn't put down this book on hypnosis even if I wanted to."

Silvio Berlusconi

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'The Stepford Dogs'

Fly speaking to cow: Relaaax..relax your bowels, and let it all, just come out...

"The witness will refrain from demonstrating his expertise in hypnotism."

'I just wanted to convince him that hypnosis could be a valuable tool in the right hands.'

Surgery under hypnosis

Cyrus Yomp, not so hyp-notist!

"I'm trying to hypnotize him to embrace new technology. I must be doing it wrong, because all he does is crawl and bark like a dog."

"... And on the way out, you won't notice my car parked in a no parking zone."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Ghost School.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Psychic diving competition.

Hypnotoon

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Counselling Cash.

Hydroponic Gardening