Hypnosis Hobbyist Gifts

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Hypnotoon

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Hydroponic Gardening

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

The Hypnotato,

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

Quiet Night

Derren Brown

Nap time!

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

The Practical Magician

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'