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"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Hypnotoon

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Hydroponic Gardening

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

The Hypnotato,

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

Quiet Night

Nap time!

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

The Practical Magician

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."