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"I tried self-hypnosis to quit smoking. Unfortunately, I have no memory of it."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Hypnotoon

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

Cursing Scientist.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Wishing Well

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

The Hypnotato,

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."