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"I tried self-hypnosis to quit smoking. Unfortunately, I have no memory of it."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Hypnotoon

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

Cursing Scientist.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Wishing Well

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

The Hypnotato,